I loko o kēia mana ua laki loa ka lede - ua hālāwai ʻo ia me kahi kanaka ʻano ʻano a me ka hoʻomau - ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia lōʻihi a mālie! A palekana loa - me ka condom. Me he mea lā, makemake ke kāne i nā wāhine wiwi. Akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa i ka lede ka manawa e hōʻike ai i kona mau mana ma ke ʻano he masseuse - ʻaʻole ma ke kino o ke kāne, ʻaʻole hoʻi ma kāna moa! ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia he lomilomi, akā he lede kelepona?
ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
I ke kauhale o kou kupuna kāne?)