No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
ʻO kahi kahua kūkulu kahi kahua kūkulu! He ʻōpio ka haku, pōkole a ʻōniʻoniʻo, a he ʻeleʻele nui nā limahana, a me nā mea a pau e pili ana me ia. ʻAʻole wau i kāhāhā i ka noho hoʻokahi ʻana i ka lā holoʻokoʻa i ke keʻena, ua luhi kēia kaikamahine. E nana ana mai ka pukaaniani, i na kanaka uwe, muscular, ma ka hopena o ka la, "